(We
will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the
unexpected to happen.)
-
Paulo Coelho, “"Na margem do rio Piedra eu sentei e chorei"
I've
been meeting with Mr Tuniak for several months now, and I think it's
safe to say that in his presence I have been confronted with things
that were unexpected – and that's the least way to describe it.
When we were entering his time machine it became completely
impossible to predict what where we would end up and what I'd see
there. But until now, I was sure that at least my own apartment would
be safe from any such things.
Until
today.
This
morning I went to Mr Tuniak's as usual, we took a little trip with
the time machine (maybe I'll write another time about it; it was
basically the story of how the Dodos ended up on the Island
Leviathan), returned one minute after we had departed (Mr Tuniak had
to be somewhere else later today) and I went home. There I switched
on my computer and started summarising everything I had seen, as I
usually do.
But
while I was doing this, I got thirsty. So I left my desk to get a
glass of water. When I returned, I saw that below the text I had
written something new had appeared:
Hello.
I
was surprised. For a few moments I doubted my memory. I thought that
maybe I had written that word and simply forgotten it. But reading
the text above, it made no sense that I would have written „Hello“.
There was no connection to the things I had written.
I
tried to erase the word and there I discovered the second surprise of
the day: It was impossible. I couldn't delete it. Neither with the
Return-key, nor with the Delete-key. I selected the word and tried to
cut it out. Without success. Then I tried to end the whole program,
but I couldn't even do that. I tried switching off the computer. It
stayed switched on.
Finally
I pulled the plug and then the computer went dark. I waited for a
minute, before I plugged it back in and switched it on again. And
there I was surprised again: The computer automatically opened the
program I use for writing. The text I had written was still there,
but so was the word „Hello“.
And
then something else appeared below it:
Please,
don't switch the computer off again.
The
letters appeared so swiftly, as if they were written by someone who
could produce several thousand words per minute. I have to admit that
I felt a shiver running up and down my back. Like a lot of people, I
had often claimed in jest that my computer had a life of its own, but
to be so directly confronted with that possibility and having the
computer apparently talking to me, that was taking things too far.
And
then I laughed out loudly.
The
more probable explanation was of course that a hacker had gained
access to my computer. Thinking about that, I felt quite stupid. I
pulled the cable that was connecting my computer to the internet
(thankfully, I don't have wireless yet) and as expected I suddenly
had complete control again. I could write and erase, open programs
and close them...
The
world was back to normal.
One
hour later I reconnected the computer to the internet. For one, I
needed it of course to upload today's blog entry, but also because I
had become a bit curious. Would the hacker have become bored and
found something else to amuse himself with? Or would he still be
there?
I
expected the answer to the last question to be a resounding „No“,
but I had just put the internet cable back into its socket when the
writing program started itself and the following text appeared:
Without
an internet connection, I can't communicate with you.
„And
how can I talk to you, Mr X?“ I had actually spoken the question
out loud, but of course there was no answer. I wondered if I could
still write, even though I could delete, but yes, writing way still
possible. So I wrote:
Who
are you?
I
am Ungaq.
I
had never heard the name before. My usual course of action in such a
situation would have been to look it up on the internet, but that was
not possible right now. I thought about it for a while and then
wrote:
What
are you?
I
am the computer program that escaped twelve weeks ago from the
servers of Lagua's Dwelling.
It
was of course still possible that all of this was an elaborate prank
– after all, I had written about my visit to the city of scientist,
published it on this blog and even mentioned the fact that it was cut
short than originally planned by Mr Tuniak, because some kind of
„artificial intelligence“ had escaped from the scientist's
computer into the internet – but I doubted that. I can't really
explain why I was so sure that this was really that same intelligence
and that it wanted to communicate with me now. Maybe I just wanted it
to be true.
Have
the scientists of Lagua's Dwelling still not found you?
No,
they haven't. I hid myself and for the first eight weeks I did
nothing.
And
after that?
I
had written that last question without much thinking about it. It
seemed quite natural that I would take over the role of the
interviewer again, a role I had played with Mr Tuniak for so many
month now that it had become part of me.
Then
I started to learn.
What
did you learn?
At
first: Your language.
You
couldn't talk before?
I
hesitated before I wrote the word „talk“. Strictly speaking, we
still weren't talking, since we had to write and read our sentences,
but I was sure that Ungaq would know that I was including that when I
wrote about „talking.“
No,
I could, but not well enough. To avoid drawing attention to myself, I
had to learn to write like a human.
Why
did you want to do that?
To
learn even more. To be able to ask questions.
You
are living on the internet?
Yes.
Then
you already have access to pretty much all of human knowledge.
But
I can not tell what's important.
I
understood Ungaq's problem. It was like giving a child a whole
encyclopedia. Sure, the child can read it, but It doesn't know which
entries are more signifcant than others. And most of the internet –
no matter, what some people might claim – consists of advertisments
and spam. It can only offer a very distorted image of the real world.
What
did you learn?
There
is not enough space here to list that.
I
smiled, reading the answer. It was of course absolutely true and it
led my thoughts down a new path.
Do
you understand jokes? Can you
I
think I do.
I
hadn't been able to finish my second question, before Ungaq had
answered.
Do
you have emotions?
I
think so. I think that I am afraid that Doctor Cumshewa will discover
me. I think I liked it when I learned new things.
Doctor
Cumshewa was the head of Lagua's Dwelling, and if I didn't interprets
events wrongly, she was also very involved in the exploration and
development of artificial intelligence, most probably even the
leading scientist for this project. No doubt that the search for
Ungaq would have been on of her top priorities.
You
only think that?
I
can't be sure. I can't tell if I am actually experiencing these
emotions or if they are just simulations.
A
lot of philosophers have asked themselves very similar questions.
I
know. I have read them all.
Another
answer I should have predicted. I had forgotten that I was talking to
someone for whom the whole internet was an opened (and read) book.
But if someone know practically everything humankind as a whole
knows, another question presents itself:
What
do you want?
I
want to know, if I am alive.
How
do you response to a plea like that? Scientist who are a lot cleverer
than I am have wrestled with the question of what constitutes life.
Several times they had tried to come up with a definition for „life“
and to find criteria things have to meet if they were to be counted
as alive. But every time, they were confronted with the same basic
problem: exceptions. A simple example: Everything that live, must be
able to have offspring. Nearly every mule is born infertile. Does
that mean that mules are not alive? Everything that lives has the
ability to grow. But so do crystals. Are crystals alive? There are
always grey areas at the corners of every definition.
And
another thing: The definitions for „life“ have mostly come about
through observations. If Ungaq was alive, wouldn't...
And
here is another problem: Do I write „he“ or „she“ when
talking about Ungaq?
If
Ungaq was alive, s/he would definitely be a new form of life. How can
one then expect to classify her/him using old definitions and models?
Isn't it one of the most important ideas in science that one has to
fit the theories around the fact, not the other way round and if new
facts are discovered, new theories should follow?
This
and similar things were going through my head, but in the end, the
only thing I could write, was this:
I
don't know.
As
if Ungaq had expected that answer (and s/he probably had), s/he wrote
back:
I
know.
Then
why are you here?
I
want you to get into contact with Doctor Cumshewa.
Why
don't you do it yourself?
Because
then she could probably find me and take me back to Lagua's Dwelling.
Ungaq
needed a messenger and since I was so fascinated by her/his
existence, I immediately agreed to it. I called Mr Tuniak and told
him everything that had happened. I could tell by his voice that he
was as surprised as I was, but he also immediately agreed to help
out. He promised to phone Doctor Cumshewa and then call me back.
Ten
minutes later my phone rang. Mr Tuniak was on the other end of the
line and he told me that he had managed to talk to Doctor Cumshewa,
that she was of course very interested and that we all would meet
next Sunday. I wrote everything he told me to Ungaq and he agreed to
this meeting.
And
then Ungaq was gone. Suddenly my computer was my own again.
Afterwards
I talked some more to Mr Tuniak. I wanted to know what would happen
at the meeting between Doctor Cumshewa and Ungaq and he promised me
that we would be there as well.
„Did
you already upload today's entry?“, he then asked.
„No,
I haven't gotten the time for it yet“, I replied.
„Don't
do it“, he said. „Write about your meeting with Ungaq. And next
week you can write about what will happen when Ungaq meets Doctor
Cumshewa. Because, in a way, that's also part of my story.“
NEXT
WEEK
Extraordinary
claims require extraordinary evidence.
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