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„The
Restaurant at the End of the Universe“
The
air in the office today seemed thicker than usual. Only part of that
was due to the weather outside. In front of Mr Tuniak, two books were
lying on the desk. They were exactly alike, as far as I could tell.
They were about early Cultures in the Polynesian Triangle. But for
the moment Mr Tuniak ignored those books. He was staring at some
point in front of him, a point only he could see.
„I
tried to ignore my little midnight talk with Alice at first“, he
said. „The idea of travelling through time and actively changing
the course of history was something I had never considered before.“
„Because
of the risks? Because of unforseeable consequences?“, I asked.
„No,
it... simply didn't occur to me“, he said. „It would be as if
someone would ask you why you used your car for driving instead of
flying. That's how strange the idea seemed to me.“
„Really?“
Mr
Tuniak shrugged. „I know it is difficult for you to imagine, I can
understand that. But it was different for me. Maybe, because I had
grown up travelling through time.“
„Even
as a child you never ever tried something like... like writing a
message on a wall and coming back several years later to check if it
was still there?“
Mr
Tuniak had to think for a bit before he answered. „One can argue
that any time travel is automatically changing history. The simple
fact for instance that I exchanged a few words with a Roman seer for
instance, means that the seer talked to someone he wouldn't have
talked to otherwise. But that's not really changing the course of
history.“
„It
isn't? Don't small changes eventually lead to bigger ones, like the
proverbial butterfly who's beating his wings?“
„No,
it doesn't work that way.“
The
week after their midnight talk seemed to be like any other week
before it. Alice and Alexander saw each other every day, which was
unavoidable since they lived in the same house. But neither of them
made any reference to what had happened that night. On the surface
they both ignored the discussion they had had.
But
in his head, especially before he went to sleep, when his thoughts
were free and unburdened by anything else, Alexander thought about
the question Alice had posed him at the end.
Exactly
seven days had passed, when Alice once again was lying on the sofa in
front of the fire place. She was alone and again music was coming
from a speaker. As before the fire was the only source of light and
heat in the room.
Alexander
had gone to his room, but when he couldn't fall asleep, he returned
to the sitting room. Everyone else in the villa was already sleeping.
Alexander
looked silently at Alice. Her eyes were closed, so she hadn't noticed
him when he entered. She only opened them, when he stopped the music.
„You
cannot change history“, Alexander said, continuing their discussion
as if they had never stopped it.
„Are
you sure?“, Alice said back.
He
sat down on the sofa next to her. „Imagine the whole of history,
the flow of time, if you will, as one huge river“, he said. „Not
only the history of mankind, the whole history of the universe. A
time traveller would be like a little stone thrown from the banks.“
„A
stone that creates waves when it hits the surface?“, Alice asked.
„Yes“,
Alexander agreed. „At first, you will see the waves. But the
further they spread, the smaller they become. Looking at the river
from the opposite bank, you wouldn't be able to see them any more at
all. And if you wait a few minutes, maybe even less, the river will
have returned to the state it had been before.“
Alice
frowned. „History would go back to its former state on its own?“
Alexander
wanted to say „yes“ to this. He knew that, if he did, their
discussion would be at an end and they would probably never return to
it. But he also knew that he would be lying to her then. And he
didn't want to lie.
„Pretty
much“, he said instead, hoping that Alice would be satisfied with
that.
But,
predictably, she asked immediately: „What does that mean?“
„Time,
or history, would take another... road to get to the same
destination“, Alexander explained. „Juliette explained it to me
once, but I didn't really pay much attention. It's got something to
do with... well, any change in history uses up energy. But since
there's not an infinite amount of energy in the universe, history
will always take the path that needs the least of it.“
„Are
you making this up?“, Alice asked skeptically.
„No“,
Alexander answered. „As far as I understand it, that is the truth.“
For
a time they were sitting quietly nex to each other, neither of them
willing to break the silence. Finally, Alice said: „So you can
change history.“
Alexander
let out a deep sigh. That was not the reaction he had hoped for.
„We
had several more talks like this one, most of them in the middle of
the night“, Mr Tuniak said. „Alice wouldn't let her idea go and I
resisted only half heartedly, because I too was fascinated by the
possibilities. Fascinated and tempted. But it remained a theoretical
discussion, because for me the risk of unforseeable consequences was
too great. What if I had misunderstood the nature of time? What if
small changes did lead to huge consequences?“
„Couldn't
you have asked your mothers?“, I said. „Or Juliette?“
„No.“
Mr Tuniak was shaking his head. „They would have guessed the
purpose behind my question immediately. And they would have stopped
me. My mothers – and Juliette of course – always understood time
travel a lot better than me.“
„So,
what changed?“
„The
Cold War will not end in a Third World War“, Bill announced proudly
at breakfast. He and the other inhabitants of the Villa Atterton were
sitting around the kitchen table, when he made this statement.
„We
know“, Mowgli said with his mouth full and pointed at Alexander.
„Yes,
but now I also have the scientific proof for that“, Bill explained.
He put several papers on the table. Mowgli glanced at some of them,
before he declared: „That can mean anything. The handwriting is
atrocious.“
Petula
was sitting next to him, the newest inhabitant. She looked at the
papers as well and then said: „That's Cyrillic. Russian, if I'm not
mistaken, but... Well, I can read the words, but I can't really make
any sense out of it.“
„Those
are Feodor's calculations“, Bill said.
„Feodor?
Isn't that the Russian guy who brought you to Leviathan?“, Sarina
asked.
„The
very same“, Bill said. „He has calculated that the Third World
War is extremely unlikely at the moment.“
„And
why does he say that?“, Alexander asked.
„For
several reasons“, Bill explained. „Economical, political,
social... The simple truth is that at the moment no one would profit
from it. Of course, that is no guarantee, but the probability that he
is right is extremely high.“
„I'm
sure the calculated that probability himself too“, Mowgli laughed.
„The
others did not take Feodor's formulas seriously“, Mr Tuniak
continued. „But I thought of them as a very useful tool to predict
changes.“
„Do
they really work?“, I asked.
„Not
always“, Mr Tuniak admitted. „They are not as accurate or as
precise as Feodor wants to believe. Not by a fairly large margin. And
they can only predict general trends. Only very few things have to
change to make their predictions completely wrong. It's simply
impossible to predict history in advance, there are far too many
factors involved.“
„But
you still used the formula to plan your first change?“, I asked.
„Yes“,
Mr Tuniak said. „I had selected a small island in the Pacific Ocean
for the experiment. Few inhabitants, little contact to other islands
and therefore a smaller margin of error.“
Alice
had just returned to the villa from a day's work, when Alexander
greeted her. A conspiratory smile was on his face and he gestured to
her that she should follow him into his room. There he locked the
door and said: „I did it.“
„You
did what?“, Alice asked.
„I
changed history“, Alexander said. „Just a small detail, just as a
test. But it worked. The last couple of months I have spent on a
little island in the Pacific about four-hundred years ago.“ Philip,
he continued, had helped him disguise himself as a member from
another island, so that he wouldn't attract too much attention.
Philip had helped him and his mothers with their disguises for
different time periods quite often, so it hadn't been an unusual
request for Alexander to make.
„And
what did you do?“, Alice asked.
Instead
of an answer, Alexander gave her two books whose covers looked
completely identical.
„This
book I borrowed from Sarina before I travelled back and changed
things“, he explained. „And this one I have borrowed from her
just now. Take a look at page thirty-four.“
I
looked at the two books in front of Mr Tuniak. He nodded in answer to
my unspoken question. „Those are the two books“, he said. „They
are nearly completely identical. There is exactly the same text on
every page. With one exception.“
„Page
thirty-four“, I said.
Mr
Tuniak nodded again and gestured to me to open the books.
I
have to admit that my hands were shaking a little bit as I turned the
pages. The chapter, in which the change had taken place, was about
the languages and dialects of the inhabitants of Polynesia. The text
was exactly the same in both books with one difference: In the
changed book there was a framed area with the title “Rongorongo”.
Below it, the authors explained that none of the islanders had ever
developed an alphabet for their languages. None of them, except one.
The people of Easter Island. Shortly before European explorers had
made contact with them, they had invented writing. Unfortunately it
didn't last for long, because the foreign conquerors oppressed their
culture and did everything they could to erase their language, which
they considered heathen.
The
unchanged book had nothing to say about Easter Island.
„You
taught them how to write?“, I asked.
„Yes“,
Mr Tuniak answered in a voice that made it clear that that was not
one of his achievements he was proud of. „I spent several weeks on
the island where I claimed that I was a member of a tribe from
another island and that I had been shipwrecked. I didn't teach them
how to write directly, but when I was sure that they were watching
me, I wrote down stuff. In the sand, on the rocks, anywhere. They
started to copy me and so they learned how to write.“
„You
really did it!“, Alice cried incredulously. Until she had read the
page, she hadn't really believed him.
„Yes,
but as you can see, the change was erased very quickly once I had
left“, Alexander explained. „We would have to chose very
carefully, where...“
„We?“,
Alice interrupted him.
„Of
course. It was, after all, your idea“, Alexander said. „Why?
Don't you want to?“
But
Alice was laughing and without hesitation she said: „Of course, I
want to. What shall we do first?“
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